• EmergMemeHologram
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    9 months ago

    Reading between the lines, should we throw Covid patients into volcanos?

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      9 months ago

      Every experiment so far has shown that when you toss COVID patients into active volcanoes instead of using the standard treatment there’s a 99% reduction in deaths by COVID, but big pharma doesn’t want you to know that

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        9 months ago

        That 1% of patients was just earl, who died of covid on the ride up to the caldera. Shouldn’t really be counted.

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      9 months ago

      Has this been tested yet? … or have they already tested it and haven’t told anyone?

    • Steve
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      9 months ago

      Only if they refuse to be vaccinated…

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      9 months ago

      I’m pretty sure this is the basis of Scientology – throwing the unvaccinated into volcanoes so they can become force ghosts.