• tygerprints
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    15 months ago

    Impregnated Goblin safety matches. What the world really needed and just didn’t know it.

    It reminds me of the Oatmeal when he compared Miracle Whip to tasting like Goblin Spooge. If that’s what you want, you should be “goblin” up our products made from 100 percent impregnated goblin runoff.