The Picard Maneuver to Memes@sopuli.xyz • 4 months agoOh, she sounds nice. So when do we get to meet her?startrek.websiteimagemessage-square12arrow-up1311arrow-down126
arrow-up1285arrow-down1imageOh, she sounds nice. So when do we get to meet her?startrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver to Memes@sopuli.xyz • 4 months agomessage-square12
minus-square@The_v@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink35•4 months agoThey always try to hide it as well. There are a few distinct changes that occur to a teenage boy when they have someone to impress. They comb their hair and shave. Usually in a ridiculous style but at least it’s combed. They use deodorant. They change their clothes… Daily. And the biggest tell, they stop half-assing brushing their teeth.
minus-square@Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish10•edit-24 months agoOh shit I guess I never tried, maybe that’s why all the girls that came for me were crazy
They always try to hide it as well.
There are a few distinct changes that occur to a teenage boy when they have someone to impress.
They comb their hair and shave. Usually in a ridiculous style but at least it’s combed.
They use deodorant.
They change their clothes… Daily.
And the biggest tell, they stop half-assing brushing their teeth.
Oh shit I guess I never tried, maybe that’s why all the girls that came for me were crazy