• @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    94 months ago

    Have you considered committing a crime and getting caught so that you can go to prison for a year or two and get free dental?

    • NotAFuckingBot
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      144 months ago

      As much as I can see the appeal of gaming the system, I don’t look good in orange.

      Also, I have gigs to attend to (filthy bass player here), as well as taking care of my sweetheart, who has wicked mobility issues. I don’t think I can do that from a cell.

      I like the cut of your jib, tho’.

      • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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        44 months ago

        Best of luck then, friend 🙏

        Even though we Australians get mostly free healthcare, teeth are still considered luxury bones that we have to pay for out of pocket too.

    • kamen
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      34 months ago

      Imagine a country for which this sounds even remotely viable.