We here at Boeing Airlines have realized our continued recent issues and failures, and for that we sincerely apologize to any and all affected passengers and crew members.
We have decided that from this point on, we will now be changing our brand name to Boing as we upgrade all of our airplanes with spring technology. That way if any of our planes fall out of the sky, they’ll go boing boing boing…
Well the Comcast to Xfinity name change did make everyone forget what a shitty company Comcast was. So it could work.
I dunno, I thought fuck Comcast twice in your comment, and then once again in mine so I’m not sure it worked