https://xkcd.com/2932

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This PSA brought to you by several would-be assassins who tried to wave me in front of speeding cars in the last month and who will have to try harder next time.

  • Transporter Room 3
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    21 month ago

    You’d think it was all DUIs but no.

    I lived within view of one so every time I heard a mildly distant crashing sound, it was almost always someone fucking up at the roundabout. Quite a few Dukes of Hazzard wannabes were completely sober, but “didn’t know the area and were speeding”. In case you’re wondering, it’s well lit, you have ample warning with both reduced speed and the big circling arrow signs, and it’s even at the end of long straight hits so you have a clear view of what’s coming. So as far as I’m concerned, there’s no excuse.

    I’ve never heard more bitching and moaning about communism than when the city first started considering putting “those damn communist euro things instead of a proper stop sign”

    Like damn Bro I didn’t realize people could hate efficient traffic flow so much.

    • Annoyed_🦀 🏅
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      11 month ago

      “those damn communist euro things instead of a proper stop sign”

      They’re probably high or something thinking Stop Sign will make people stop lmao

      • thinking Stop Sign will make people stop lmao

        This is America. The only valid traffic control structure is one that is predicated on mutually assured destruction. Anything less is namby-pamby socialist propaganda.

      • @exocrinous
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        11 month ago

        No, that decision making is so terrible it can only be produced by a sober mind.