• ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    People think that what I do is evil, but the reality is I’m simply doing what crypt ghouls do naturally: developing the optimal hunting strategies to balance the local child population with the supply of succulent organ meat.

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      Ezra must think that the lesson of The Scorpion and the Frog is that you must simply accept that you’re going to get stung every time you cross the river.

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        Fuck that’s good. Like yeah I knew that liberals respect for other people was tenuous at the best of times, but it shocks me how little respect The Adults In The Room have for themselves.

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      woke leftists like to ignore the incentives crypt ghouls actually have to maintain a robust, healthy local child population, not to mention the large financial donations they make to the children’s hospital and organages. oops! i mean orphanages!