Minor violations…
he certainly violated a few minors
That’s the joke
He’s looking more and more like Jack Nicholson’s Joker without the makeup every year.
They only got Hunter Biden because they were frivolously investigating him.
The party of small govt used big brother to investigate a man because his father was president.
At this point we should just be constantly investigating every member of congress/the white house/the scotus.
Cause fuck due process right? You clearly don’t need any more evidence than a hunch.
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
In other news, Rep. Gaetz is introducing a federal bill to provide vouchers for daycare. When asked about it, Rep. Gaetz said “Inflation is hitting us all. I can haven’t been able to find a date in months. Putting your child in day care should be a universal requirement.” According to our sources, Former President Trump is fully supporting the bill and asking other members to support it as well.
Not enough kids in daycare to decide which one to date, gaetz?
Has anyone seen Nestor recently?
He’s MIA for being too old.
If you supported abortions Matt then your 15 yo dates wouldn’t have a kid in the first place.
He likes to drop off and pick up at the same place. One stop shop
Who gives a shit what the perp thinks? Report on the investigation itself, not some fuckwad’s reaction to it.
This bullshit is just a way for Newsweek to inject spin without making it seem like an editorial.
He needs to be locked up behind many, many gatez
Frivolous would be a great name for a 16-year-old girl you fly around and pay for sex.
Ok so based on him being a republican that means he did exactly what they’re accusing him of and more.
Get his ass.
I don’t see why this has to take so long either
“rips” “drags” “slams”
What is with the weird word choice for modern news articles?
Lets whip out the thesaurus, use some flowery language! It can still be easy to understand but let’s expand past the weird 3 verbs we’ve been limited to!
“Senator Matt Gaetz forgot that investigations prove innocence too, and lashes out with his comments about a new investigation into his alleged intimate relationships with high schoolers.”
Really, if somebody wanted to investigate me about something I knew I was innocent about, I’d say “do your worst” not “ugh why would you investigate me” in a whiny voice.
