I was just quoting the father from the article.

Whatever, he had other daughters

Mine was Rob

Do y’all keep fire extinguishers in y’all’s cars in DE?

Then why are they all still smarmy assholes?

So any shareholders who do not need to sell can make a profit from their stock going up in value and do not need to pay taxes on this profit.

Uh, they do when they sell it, bucko

Oh man, I had a boss who did that. Everything else about him was amazing, but those fucking ellipses drove me up the wall.

That’s Gen X

Niiiiiice

Nice! Are you planning to actually barbecue in there, or is it a grill shack?

No way. That’s Everett True.

Flood the zone.

Not a problem, I’m sure they couldn’t get worse.

The best answer for a basic CS exam would probably be to say to use an integer to store dollars, and an another to store cents.

I guess it makes sense that it would be earlier than vintage. It also sucks that 15 years doesn’t feel like much any more.

The singular is emojus

16 years is retro?

f is hexadecimal for 15, which could have been more clever

real is inherently unsuitable for human currencies since those are usually accounted for in cents or hundredths of cents, and floating-point rounding errors are not great for financial accountability, so rational formats with a denominator of 100 or 10,000 would be more suitable.

Stop giving them ideas

Those are the exact reasons that I hold my opinion …