Dear The Sun,

It’s over between us. I don’t love you, and I want to stop seeing you. Please don’t follow me. The truth is you cause me far more harm than you help. I understand others do not feel this way about you, that’s fine. Go be with the people who want you and leave me alone.

I expect you to take your Summer with you. I’m changing the locks.

Good riddance, and go f*&k yourself.