• sab
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      I love this mugshot because for the first time in a long long time, America is united. Everyone loves it.

      The Republicans think he looks like a bad mother fucker, a political martyr, simultaneously Jesse James and Robin Ford, a Churchill that will fight till the bitter end and a Spartacus up against the corrupt elites.

      The rest of us think he looks like a pathetic moron on his way to prison.

      Either way America stands, for once, united.

    • @silverbax@lemmy.world
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      2010 months ago

      When I first saw it, I could not help but laugh. It’s so clearly a guy who looks shaken, hoping he looks ‘tough’. And, his eyes are red, so I assume he was crying just before the shot.

  • TigrisMorte
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    “I’m not gay, but” is the “I’m not racist, but” of sexuality.

  • @betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    6010 months ago

    It’s okay, Jesse, you can open up that closet door and come out when you’re ready. Nobody whose opinion is worth a damn will think any less of you for that specific aspect of who you are.

    • FuglyDuck
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      4110 months ago

      heh. Anyone who has to qualify a statement with “I say this with an unblemished record of heterosexuality”… probably should just stop talking.

      • gregorum
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        210 months ago

        Not knowing when to stop talking is exactly how he got his job at Fox News 

  • @Glide@lemmy.ca
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    Face down, eyes up, half sad face, half “you can’t me mad at me” smile.

    He looks like a dog that shat on the floor and knows you’re mad about it.

  • Echo Dot
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    2010 months ago

    Why add a conditional to your statement, it’s just weird.

  • Melllvar
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    1410 months ago

    I actually am gay, and in my professional opinion Trump looked like he was about to cry.

  • Hairyblue
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    Jesse may not be gay, but he’ll service Trump because Jesse is a tool–like a public fleshlight.

  • @dynamojoe@lemmy.world
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    910 months ago

    “Trump is now the ultimate gangsta” - Dinesh D’souza

    The convicted felon recognizes the superior criminal.

  • @thrawn@lemmy.world
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    810 months ago

    Yeah I don’t believe him. I’m pretty sure Trump wants it to look cool so badly that his gaggle of self serving leeches is happy to pretend. I tried really hard to see even the threatening version, and there are heavily photoshopped pictures of him that look kind of cool, but I can’t see anything but reluctantly admitting he shit his pants to Jeff Sessions

    • Flying SquidOP
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      610 months ago

      I’m not even sure I believe him about the “in a heterosexual way” part.