If it wasn’t for the fact I’m just weary from all the mountains of shit these so-called journalists pour out of their mouths I’d be screaming like Matt Christman right now

  • Wolf314159
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    2 months ago

    Just hand them a piece of paper of blacked out redacted lines (because confidentiality) and an illegible signature.

    I had a district manager once demand I bring in a note after calling in sick. I just told them “No, you don’t pay me enough to go to the doctor and I wouldn’t share any of my medical information with you anyway, you can’t make me.” I never heard anything more about it.

    Lots of employers have “rules” on the books that are realistically unenforceable or out right illegal.