Being a reporter for The Onion gets harder every day with these chuckle fucks turning your material into real life.
Lemme get one of those spaceman with a gun memes where the whole world is an onion.
🧅🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀
Beautiful.
Yeah satire is pretty well dead
there is no bottom
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Nope.
I was about to say, I had just read two Onion articles in the last ten minutes, and thought The Onion was hitting it hard today. Then I saw what community this was in and despaired.
Nope, and they cost $300. That’s kinda funny though. Guaranteed they’re made in China and cost less than ten bucks.
Pumped up kicks?
That’s an extremely apropos reference on many accounts.
Simpsons did it?
Ranks right up there with the “Presidential Pleasure” Trump Buttplug.
Damn I scrolled past thinking it was onion flavored.
It. Is. Not. A. KKKUlt.
Of course he would.
I must admit this seems like good marketing tbh…