Pitbulls are demon spawns apparently.
Chihuahuas are yappy rats
Small dogs are uppity
The only acceptable dog in the minds of these Lifetime brained weirdos is a golden retriever. These people should not be allowed near any animal
Euros are pretty weird with their dog breed hatred as well
That reminds me of my old dog’s opinion of different kinds of dogs:
Small dogs: horrible, abhorrent things
Dogs with long fur: terrifying demons
Orange cats: acceptable dogs
Other cats: scary, mean dogs
Medium or large dogs with short brown or black fur: perfectly acceptable
Dogs with white fur: creepy, weird
Deer: the worst sort of dog
Horses: kind of scary but respectable dogs
Orange cats are a subgenre of dog just like orange dogs (foxes) are secretly cats.
I read a sci fi book where people can communicate with dolphins and it turns out dolphins consider all land animals different kinds of dogs