Napain@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agojd vancelemmy.mlimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1443arrow-down129
arrow-up1414arrow-down1imagejd vancelemmy.mlNapain@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square83fedilink
minus-squaretaiyang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 month agoI kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes! At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.
minus-squareikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoI, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoI also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.
I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It’s not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!
At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.
I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.
I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I’ve never fucked a couch! It would’ve made the vacuum jealous.
nice flex haha