• aesthelete@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    They don’t do that at all anyway, but hey at least the professional landlord class gets to inflict upon you one more indignity for some imagined benefit.

    The park adjacent to those buildings has so much dog turd in it you’d think they were purposely producing low quality fertilizer over there.

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      10 months ago

      My tenants wouldn’t pick up their dog shit until I asked them to. They thought I was going to clean it up.

      Then they threw unbagged dog shit in the garbage can. That was a nice surprise.

      Some people are entitled human garbage. They exist at all income levels. Yea, renters have it tough. You still have to pick up your dog shit.

      The imagined benefit of picking up your dog shit is that the lawn gets mowed and people don’t step in dog shit. Imagine that.

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        10 months ago

        For the record I’m not actually pro “leave your dog shit everywhere” I just question both the imposition of the indignity of subjecting your tenants to pet DNA screening, and the effectiveness of it as a mechanism for preventing that.

        I actually am pro throw unbagged dog shit in a bag-containing garbage can though, and don’t really understand why anyone would care about that.

        I tend to see more of the leaving it on the ground, not even the throwing it in a can.

        Edit: Alright, you guys are right, you need at least 2 layers of bags for dog shit. But then I guess triples might be safer, or even quads. Fuck it, every piece of dog shit must be wrapped in at least twenty layers of plastic before it hits the landfill! We need to preserve the remains of this dog shit forever!! It’ll be our mummies!!! Inject it with formaldehyde!!!

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        10 months ago

        Guess your tenants don’t have a working dishwasher and a window that’s been broken since before they moved in that is totally gonna be fixed before they move in?