Heh, Quato Lives after all
See you at the party, Richter!
Water, oxygen and hydrogen, what more could you wish for?
I wonder if we’ll have large domes and grow forests inside.
Short term. The issue is going to be how to drill and inspect the water. While garrenteeing no earth organic contamination.
Untill folks are 100% sure no life at all exists. Any other considerationvwill be on hold.
And proving a negative is going to take ages before folks are happy.
Im sure there will be a guy looking lovingly at a carrot and then becomes a water zombie with a big grin and then turns his good chum into a water zombie and this guy will pop up all agitated by silly robots with catchphrases and he’ll be all like uuuhh I can’t do anything cause it’s a fixed point on the timeline and then he’ll change his mind halfway and become like that loki guy at the end of that loki show
Wat
A CARROT
A nice vegetable indeed
Elon will for sure ruin it before any of our grand children get to live on it.
Remember, if you want to receive today’s ration of insect mush, you have to post on X with your daily Elon-positive affirmations!
This was the major plot point of an old web comic I used to read, Mare Internum (warning, attempted suicide on page one). I’m sure the creator is quite happy with this news.