raiun@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoWhat's the most useless skill you've mastered, and how did you end up getting so good at it?message-squaremessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up1157arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1152arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the most useless skill you've mastered, and how did you end up getting so good at it?raiun@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square125fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-213 days agoI can make double fart sounds by laying on my back and cupping my knee-armpits with both hands. Not entirely useless though; I showed this to my SO 7 years ago when we started dating and she was clearly impressed as she’s still hanging around.
minus-squarefartnuggetsupremelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·13 days agoI was worried I was the only one! I can also do elbows, neck, and chest. Also eye sockets but it’s not very loud, I’m working on it.
minus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 days agoI wish you a great success on your journey towards the eye-socket-fart mastery
I can make double fart sounds by laying on my back and cupping my knee-armpits with both hands.
Not entirely useless though; I showed this to my SO 7 years ago when we started dating and she was clearly impressed as she’s still hanging around.
I was worried I was the only one! I can also do elbows, neck, and chest. Also eye sockets but it’s not very loud, I’m working on it.
I wish you a great success on your journey towards the eye-socket-fart mastery