I’m picking “Colonel” needs to be respelled to match how it’s pronounced.
Try to pick a word no one else has picked. What word are you respelling?
It’s aluminium you stupid Americans.
Only cuz y’all changed it to that
The global sciences community decided on a name change, only one country decided to be contrary.
only one country decided to stay true to the discoverer’s chosen name
Ftfy
By that logic Uranus would be called “George’s Star”. Then the English nationalists would would get uppity about its name.
The discover generally has input, but when there’s a group of experts responsible for maintaining a list of names of things: they decide what’s right.
Out of all the examples you could’ve chosen you went with Uranus… respect.
Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all…
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.
Platinium too?
If the entire global science community decided to: yes.
You talk about it like all scientists could ever agree to something and that it would be possible to poll every single one and properly weight their individual scientific relevance.
“pluto isn’t a dwarf planet”.
Yeah, it is.
The scientific community agrees.
Same thing.
“agrees”
Congratulations, you just found the crazy whiney dissident group of astronomers who just can’t admit they’re wrong by general consensus.
Experts arguing amongst themselves is hardly the same.
An entire country being contrary just because of national pride and arrogance is completely different.
Disagreeing with general consensus ≠ wrong
An entire country being contrary just because of national pride and arrogance is completely different.
Is it your position that all countries should have the same language regardless of their cultural history?
Also, it isn’t rooted in national pride or arrogance. Aluminum came first and was the name given by the first chemist - a British scientist - to isolate the metal. The variant aluminium came from a reviewer who changed the spelling just because he liked the sound better. Aluminum was recognized by ACS 65 years before IUPAC standardized to aluminum. IUPAC has recognized aluminum as an acceptable spelling since 1993. So yeah, the general concensus is the aluminum is okay even based on your logic because IUPAC says so.
The American spelling matches the American pronunciation, and it was one of the original variations of the word. Americans didn’t pick it out of nowhere.
That’s more akin to saying “it’s spelled aubergine, not eggplant, you stupid Americans”.
I’m aware of the origins of the different spellings of aluminum/aluminium.
I disagree that it’s two entirely different words which is the case for eggplant/aubergine that come from two different languages.
I can’t think of another example that’s better though.
I only know that you say it that way because Jonny Ive talked about the design of a laptop more than a decade ago. Frankly, I think you’re right.
wow the completely unnecessary xenophobia
edit: we really need a feature to be able to block the people who upvote objectively toxic content like this
wow the completely expected nationalism.
That doesn’t even make sense
Americans (generally) can’t take criticism from non-Americans.
Some can. Some respond with “yeah we don’t do that well” or enjoin the argument with interest and integrity.
Others start screeching about xenophobia.
Stupid foreigners.
I just wish we spelled things in a more German-‘esk’ fashion. They use K more appropriately. Examples such as “panik” and “akkordeon” for accordion. I find their spelling to be more straightforward and sensical.
German has the awesome ability to just shove words together to make new words and the language accepts it. It’s unambiguous (so I understand).
This is another great opportunity to promote a book that I enjoyed as a fan of language:
Interview with the author here (got me to buy the book):
Panik is a whole mood.
Worcestershire
Got any wash yer sister sauce?
I pronounce it wor-chst-sher sauce. As does my friends who aren’t from London but from other parts of the UK
My London boi says Woust-er sauce.
How do you get Wor-chest-er-sher to become Woust-er? How?
I understand Wor-chst-sher you just remove some vowels in the middle.
But Wouster? You just removed the whole fucking word?? Why???
I pronounce it wor-chest-ter-shire with shire being where Frodo lives.
Idk about woust-er sauce, pretty sure that’s just wrong.
But the rest of it is because the syllables are supposed to be worce-ster-shire.
Wustersherr
All those words that are pronounce the same but have completely different meanings. Particularly the common words.
To two too
No know
Their there
By buy bye
Then there there ones spelt the same but two different meanings and silent letters to even be better.
Go right, you’re right.
Didn’t know how messed up English spelling/pronunciation is till I started to learn Spanish and nearly every word is pronounced exactly as spelled.
By buy bye
N’SYNC intensifies
Not knot naught
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are pronounce[sic] the same
They’re pronounced differently. I think I see the problem in your education.
till
This is a cash-drawer. Did you mean " 'til " ?
I think the main issue with this is that pronunciation changes over time, in addition to varying by area. So if we keep changing the spelling, written works will became unreadable faster.
But I would suggest that any band names that use umlauts/foreign letters should be pronounced accordingly.
But I would suggest that any band names that use umlauts/foreign letters should be pronounced accordingly.
Motörhead still kind of works.
Yeees I love twenty one pilots personally, but when they started using “ø” I really wanted it to be pronounced as part of the name so they could hear how ridiculous it sounds
Gif
The gargantuan giraffe gallops his gigantic body to the gutter.
It is a G. It isn’t that hard.
It isn’t that hard.
A soft-G gif believer! Heretic!
Not so! I won’t go down for this!
Comfterble
Kumfirtubble
Nesscary
…Neccisary
…Neseccary
Fuck it, it’s now “Nesisary”
That’s a bit unesesary
Necessary is literally spelt how it’s pronounced though.
spelt how it’s pronounced though
I’m not sure you meant this as a joke but it is funny.
Learning yet another irregular pronunciation because some N-hundred years ago their majesty Shithead von Cunt wanted to sound fancy and everyone just played along is not funny.
cries, not knowing how to properly pronounce most English words
English is a second language to me, and at this point it’s probably the only commonly used word I consistently mess up. It usually ends up something like ‘nessecairy’
Totally understandable, one of a handful of English words that I both know are spelled “wrongL and also have to put conscious thought into spelling before I write it.
Ironicly, “conshus” one such candidate for me.
“Needed”
Necessary? I would have never thought of any of those weird spellings. It’s spelled like it’s said lol.
wierd.
Just remember I before E except after C!
And when sounding in A, as in neighbor and weigh
And glacier, because… glacier.
And on weekends and holidays and all throughout May And you’ll never be right, no matter what you say!
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This poem by Jef Raskin includes several dozen exceptions:
“I before E
Except after C,
Unless pronounced A
As in ‘neighbor’ or ‘weigh’”
Education is forfeit for reinforcing such rules!
Sound a feisty reveille while eyeing the schools!
Neither will our heirs be agreeing to deceptions
Once seeing, herein, these sufficient exceptions:
We were seized by a feeling
For fleeing on the ceiling
To a leisurely meal
With Keith, Sheila, and Neil
We drank madeira, so foreign, in steins
Along with a surfeit of weird blueish wines
Being foolish, took codeine, ate ancient proteins
Therein guaranteeing these ogreish scenes
Wherein we’re canoeing to a new sovereign state
While deicing a kaleidoscope on a hot jadeite plate
And kneeing obeisance to an overseeing king
Our plebeian lips kissed his counterfeit ring.
Then we unveiled their sleight-of-hand trick
Deifying a heifer, with effect atheistic
And falling from the heights with a loud seismic crunch
We reignited the nonpareils we had heisted for lunch.
So I before E
Except after C
Unless pronounced A?
False decreeing, I say!
Ghoti
Arkansaw.
IF KANSAS IS PRONOUNCED “KANSAS”
THEN WHY ISN’T ARKANSAS PRONOUNCED “ARKANSAS”February. (US pronunciation)
Wednesday
I pronounce it as written
I’ve always pronounced it as written, not Febuary.
Queue.
So, Q?
Careful, Picard.
Queueueue
Queue
The Que from toque or croque and the ue from venue, due, or Tuesday.
This isn’t hard.
You pronounce queue as “coo?”
Wednesday to Windsday or Wensday.
Whensday?
Or closer to the founding fathers’ intent: Wotan’s Day
Wotan’s Day ain’t nothing to fuck with.
Odinsday
Come to think of it, I just used the first version that came to mind.
After some more research from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odin
Wotan - High German
Odin - Norse
Wōden - Old English.
Wōden would be the correct origin for Wednesday, which is the source of the W and D.
Not sure how the “ō” got changed to an “e” though.
