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minus-squareverity_kindle@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 day agoMicrowave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day ago“All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.” “There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoIf only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoThat crunchy outer layer, with the “Italian spice” blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.
Microwave ovens. Pizza pockets are haram now.
“All I said was, ‘this pizza pocket is good enough for Allah!’.”
“There! You see?! He said it again. Blasphemer!”
Pizza pocket micro napalm
If only they didn’t dress so seductively, they could be spared the wrath of Allah.
That crunchy outer layer, with the “Italian spice” blend. They practically ask to be eaten with your DnD group, getting grease on everything.