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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-26 hours agoThat’s when I use the oldest human invention: LYING. Fake email, fake address, tell them I make more than the highest option they give for the income, make up the entirely unique gender of squorp, etc.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 minutes agoI’m pretty sure hitting someone with a rock pre-dates lying. Try that instead next time.
That’s when I use the oldest human invention: LYING.
Fake email, fake address, tell them I make more than the highest option they give for the income, make up the entirely unique gender of squorp, etc.
I’m pretty sure hitting someone with a rock pre-dates lying. Try that instead next time.