“Do you use twitter?”

wifes friend

“IT’S CALLED X NOW!!! NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TWITTER IS!!! IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT, CALL IT X!!!”

looks at her, looks back at the wife

“So do you use twitter?”

wifes friend

“NOBODY USES TWITTER ANYMORE SINCE ELON MUSK BOUGHT IT!!!”

“Yeah, ok. You’re right, but not for the reasons you think.”