Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
Typical two pieces of bread with something inside.
I think 9 bites, unfortunately with only one bite in the centre being crustless.
How can there be -3 bites in a sandwich?
You dropped it or it was stolen by a magpie or gull before you finished.
You eat the sandwich in 9 bites. Then you vomit back up the sandwich plus 12 bites of the last thing you ate