Next the beavers will be saying that they’re bigger than Jesus Christ.
Anything but metric!
Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.
Thank god they didn’t use metric, I wouldn’t have understood
This one’s actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German
Tired metric joke
And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.
which one did Winona have?
Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?
Justin Beaver
The one from Beavers and Butthead?
Omg. It’s the Beavles!
Rooftop concert!!!
Don’t mention “the incident”!
Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?
People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.
But I think using Beiber’s “average height” is splitting hairs.
This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact
Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?
Bigger != taller explicitly
Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver
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