I do not consent to this photo of me! Take it down immediately!!!1
I would, but I’m icing my back. I’ll do it later.
This will have consequences! tries to stand, winces, gives up
I slept with my foot crammed in between my bed and wall and now 4 days later it’s still killing me when I don’t put pressure on it.☹️
Getting old is lame. Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.
In every immortality canon, you have to give something up. My theory is that we’ll extend life as far as our bodies will let us, but our minds will go.
Maybe we’ll gain the ability to upload our brains to a computer. But then the downside is, if the computer dies so do you.
Defragmented mind file. Impossible to repair that file. Better hope there’s no bit corruption now.
In your scenario, I invision that we lose our humanity.
The most realistic scenario is probably giving up money
Come on scientists figure out immortality please i beg you.
Judging by the price of insulin versus the cost of making it, immortality would be very unevenly distributed.
Soon please
Oof, I’m literally feeling this meme right now. A couple days ago apparently I slept at the wrong angle or something, and my hip has been hurting ever since.
I sneezed while I was stretching for something the other day. I shouldn’t be so reckless.
I coughed while bending over to reach for my dog and fucked my back and hip. Everyone at my job kept asking if it was a motorcycle accident since i recently started riding again lmao
This happened to me once. Fast forward 6 mo, spine surgery.
:rattling chains in ghost form:
dooont be like meeeeeee
goooo see a doooctoooorrrrrr
Me, after eating a lot of food on birthday parties in my childhood: “That was so good! I would eat more if it was possible!”
Me, eating more than 5 cookies nowadays: “Jesus Christ, my stomach hurts!”
I have hurt my neck more than once by sneezing too hard.
I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed, but I’ve pulled my neck coming two or three times. It definitely makes me feel a way though
When I sneeze too hard I feel it for a few minutes in my neck and shoulders. Hate that feeling. I think I had that since my teens tho. I’m worried about it getting worse.
A month or so ago I woke up and something went crack in my neck as I tried to get up from the bed. Pain. Can’t move my head. Slooowly subsides over like 15min. It still feels off and stiff and starts to hurt if it is a weird position for a while. Not sure what happened but fuck that.
Don’t worry! It will only get better from here!
“Ah! I think it’s torticollis again!”
