The Picard Maneuver to RisaEnglish · 9 months agoAt least the uniforms are cooler in the future.startrek.websiteimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1469arrow-down13
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minus-squareMajorHavoc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·9 months agoI would watch this… “Computer, transport the core to the where the other highly irradiated vessels are, and then record a subspace message to a Starfleet radiation containment team. Message follows: ‘Help, there is a core breach. Sincerely, Geordie’”
minus-squareThe Picard ManeuverOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 months agoHmm, that sounds too formal…
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoAs a starship engineer I want the leaking core reactor contained So that nobody dies from radiation poisoning – Acceptance criteria: When a properly trained technician Goes in the engineering bay With the following equipment: a Geiger counter He should detect readings on the background level – See you all at the next sprint planning
minus-squarevettnerk@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-29 months ago“Stardate 12.34-65, Hey, You around?”
I would watch this…
“Computer, transport the core to the where the other highly irradiated vessels are, and then record a subspace message to a Starfleet radiation containment team. Message follows: ‘Help, there is a core breach. Sincerely, Geordie’”
Hmm, that sounds too formal…
As a starship engineer
I want the leaking core reactor contained
So that nobody dies from radiation poisoning
– Acceptance criteria:
When a properly trained technician
Goes in the engineering bay
With the following equipment: a Geiger counter
He should detect readings on the background level
– See you all at the next sprint planning
“Stardate 12.34-65,
Hey, You around?”