Custoslibera@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoPoor people are ungodlyi.imgur.comimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1893arrow-down153
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minus-squareAlteon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down1·9 months agoSupplyyyyyyyyyyy-side Jeeeesus.
minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoPressure them with Matthew 19:21. “If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” The world is a stage and I forgot my lines.
minus-squarepingveno@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoAl Franken’s humor isn’t always my thing, but this truly is one of his best bits.
Supplyyyyyyyyyyy-side Jeeeesus.
Pressure them with Matthew 19:21.
“If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”
The world is a stage and I forgot my lines.
Al Franken’s humor isn’t always my thing, but this truly is one of his best bits.