That’s because asteroids with organics that create life are sent out by the Pathagorath, the screeching glutton that dwells in the blinding. He’s the creature that lives in the center of the galaxy and sends out asteroids to seed worlds with life so that he can devour their souls. You see when we die our souls are eternally digested in his bottomless belly, and without ever increasing nourishment his metabolism would cease to produce the necessary excretions our galaxy needs for time to exist and we would simply blink out of existence. We owe him eternally for our existence as well as our damnation.
What kinda panspermian fan fiction is this?
We must make sacrifices to the Pathagorath in hopes that he may notice our devotion to him and destroy our souls before they are harvested.
I can get you a bus load of republicans to sacrifice, but they may upset his tummy.
Souls. They said the Pathagorath needs souls.
Crap! I forgot to read the fine print.
Yep, there it is… “requires souls…”
Nevermind.
And he sent his one true son to teach us about triangles… Again.
Can’t wait to see headlines confusing “organic” with “biological”
can you explain the difference? I genuinely dont know
Sure thing! In chemistry, an organic compound is anything that has carbon in it. Carbon dioxide, for example, is an organic compound. While organic compounds are what life is made of, they don’t necessarily come from life. Biological, in this context, would be something that’s part of a living thing.
If any actual chemists want to correct anything I’ve said wrong or expand on this that would be appreciated
thanks for the explanation!
