Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agoWhat has two legs and flies?message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareWhat has two legs and flies?Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square3fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·edit-21 year ago A black Christian man and a white Jewish man walk into a bar… “That’s racist!” Okay, so a Christian man and a Jewish man walk into a bar… “That’s religionist!” Okay, so two men walk into a bar… “That’s sexist!” Okay, so a man and a woman walk into a bar… “That’s homophobic!” Okay, so two people walk into a bar… “That’s ableist!” Okay, so two people enter a bar… “That promotes alcoholism!” Okay, so two people enter a place… “Animals have rights too!” Okay, so two animals, which may or may not be human, enter a place… “I’ve heard this one before!”
“That’s racist!”
“That’s religionist!”
“That’s sexist!”
“That’s homophobic!”
“That’s ableist!”
“That promotes alcoholism!”
“Animals have rights too!”
“I’ve heard this one before!”
What’s wrong with you???