• Izzy@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      SAY “KHITOMER” AGAIN! SAY “KHITOMER” AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY “KHITOMER” ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

  • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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    “Data, can you run a self-diagnostic on your optic sensors and, if it checks out, check your logs from the last time you saw Mr Wallace.”

    “Accessing now. Sensors read intact inclusive of the last time I was in the presence of Mr Wallace.”

    “Thanks Data. Now, anaylze that sensor log and let me know if Mr Wallace looks like a bitch.”

    “Data, I could use your help again. Can you check your audio sensor logs for me. Did this MF say ‘what’ again, about 2 seconds ago?”

    “Of course, Geordi…My audio logs are intact, and I can confirm with certainty that he did say ‘what’, again.”

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      This sounds like a perfect use case for AI generation. Give it a few more years and pulp trek might become a thing.

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      Listen, your fan theories about which character is the top and which character is the bottom don’t have a place in Risa. /s

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        I would think risa would be the main place for the discussion. I mean remember when picard walked around risa with that raging horga’hn

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      There are 2 answers. Answer 1: remember that Worf episode where he’s moving through quantum realities? That. Answer 2: fuck you.