Speaker of the House Mike Johnson has a history of harsh anti-gay language from his time as an attorney for a socially conservative legal group in the mid-2000s.
Not gay or a Jew but you had me at space lasers. So that’s one cis white male you’ve already converted to the cause.
Edit to add: oh! I am an ordained minister and have already performed 2 weddings (50% success rate over a 10 year period), so I volunteer to do the weddings.
Apparently, gay people are so powerful that they can tear down an entire society just by getting married.
Hey gay folks. Want to join up with a straight Jew? I’ve got a spare space laser here we could use.
Mazel tov, mutherfuckers hits the button
Not gay or a Jew but you had me at space lasers. So that’s one cis white male you’ve already converted to the cause.
Edit to add: oh! I am an ordained minister and have already performed 2 weddings (50% success rate over a 10 year period), so I volunteer to do the weddings.