I just go straight from the butter to the marmite like an animal. Does this make me a savage?
Literally everything about this question makes you a savage, yes.
I don’t. I can use a single knife and have never, I repeat, never contaminated a single jar of Marmite. #Marmite
I suggested to my wife that she should use a different house for marmite.
I use the blade of the knife for the butter, and then use the handle of the knife for the marmite.
Foolproof!
I lick the spread off first. It’s probably even more savage.
I use this knife which came with the toast rack and a jar of marmite. We don’t use the toast rack (two of us usually and 4 slice toaster), so we got rid of it eventually. The blade came out of the handle and the Marmite sign has come off, but I’ve since glued the blade back in (just need to wash off the residue but been lazy).
Where can I get one? I never knew I needed this so much…
Marmite straight in the bin, problem solved.
I have Vegemite which is much better not your British knock off that was invented 21 years earlier.
In my humble opinion, the problem would be solved with the use of Vegemite, the superior mite.
I want to downvote your position, because you’re wrong, but I wont in favour of fostering *mite relations.
Bovril though can GTFO.
*mite relations are important.
Id gladly eat Marmite toast with you in a celebration of *mite solidarity.
Then ill go back to vegemite though