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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to WholeSomeMemes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

We don't deserve librarians

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We don't deserve librarians

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to WholeSomeMemes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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    Addendum: don’t snack on snakes. Snakes will not be provided as snacks on either date.

    • Facelikeapotato@lemmy.mlOP
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      Snake snacks = No

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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        PPS: on May 22 the snakes may have their own snacks. Do not snack on snake snacks.

        PPPS: Do not feed the snakes your snacks.

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          PPPPS: Feeding the snake snacks your snacks may make for a tastier snack for the snake.

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            PPPPPS: Unruly children (and adults) may be considered as candidates for snake snacks

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        No snacks for poor snakes? :(

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      Snakes will be provided as dates, did I understand that right?

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        Dates will be provided as snacks.

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          Figs, raisins or sultanas may be included as well on the date.

          Bringing outside dates is acceptable. Bringing dates outside is encouraged.

          Dating librarians is also encouraged.

          Carbon dating librarians, however, is unacceptable and considered insulting.

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      Does this include jelly snakes?

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        Please do not feed snakes jelly snakes. While not technically cannibalism, we do not wish to encourage the possibility.

        • zis_guy_u_know@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          If a jelly snake eats its own tail will it dissappear or cause a rip in jelly spacetime?

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            I’ll check if it’s in the TVA Manual. If anyone were to write about it, it would be Ouroboros.

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            Wait, does anyone know the Dewy decimal number for the TVA Manual?

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