• circuscritic@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    This is actually a deep state plot. He’ll be released early for good behavior and inserted into Comet Ping Pong for activation upon Emperor Trump’s coronation.

    He will then lead the celebration parade with the heads of Hillary and Bill Clinton on spikes, with a naked John Podesta being dragged in tow by a chain, while Kimberly Guilfoyle chants “SHAME… SHAME… SHAME…”

    I know this because I have seen the documents. Q got sloppy and left them in his Wendy’s bag that he threw in the dumpster I had been diving into for weeks in my search for life sustaining tendies.

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    8 months ago

    Hollywood depicts those CIA guys as super skilled humans and that dude did worst than Bill Cosby at sedating women.

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    8 months ago

    This is what happens when people have monopoly on crime.

    They think they are above the law.

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      8 months ago

      They are above the law actually. It may come back to bite them, maybe, but more often then not they will live out the rest of their lives without facing consequences.

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      8 months ago

      You watch too many movies, my friend.
      Under cover people tend to be super outgoing and friendly people who get real chummy with other people who happen have access to valuable information.

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    8 months ago

    I thought that was just standard operating procedure for any federal hog, “law” “enforcement” or espionage.

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      8 months ago

      this one must either have a conscience or is being pressured to subject himself to the law somehow.