• Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.worldEnglish
    0·
    2 days ago

    transcript:
    [donald trump]
    They have been terrible to us. No good. We need to invade Canada. Greenland, also. We will bring peace to Greenland with the Department of War. Beautiful.

    Man, giraffe, camera, giraffe. So many giraffes. Few people know that the word giraffe has a plural, but I aced a cognitive test. They called in a large group of doctors, astonished. Never seen before, like magnets. Everything’s computer! They are eating the cats.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.worldEnglish
    18·
    5 months ago

    The fact that I can’t tell if this is a real quote from the president of the fucking United States is… Not where I thought I would end up as a kid.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
      11·
      5 months ago

      I don’t think it’s a direct quote. I’ve refuse to believe that the president of the United States knows what the word “plural” means.

      However he definitely has a bragged in the past about taking a cognitive test that you only give to suspected dementia sufferers, personally I feel like bragging about having taken a dementia test, should result in a fail of the test.

    • P1k1e@lemmy.world
      4·
      5 months ago

      Well it’s technically all separate quotes, but sadly, all the individual “speeches” are about as coherent as this is