My neighbor across the street has a teen who probably got their first old Honda Civic recently with the front bumper missing and sits outside the house revving it randomly while listening to bassy rap thundering through the house walls for hours every evening lately. Opens the car door occasionally to hack out a lung since he’s hot-boxing weed. Figured I could join in the fun, but maybe that’s too mean.
Convince me not to!


Fine then let’s simply talk about each possibility. Can we agree that if all he ever does is sit in the car without driving then it would be fucked up to call the cops on him? And obviously if you ever see him driving impaired then you should call the cops?