I can’t believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.
Starfleet Command & The United Nations: “We can’t keep up with their offensive. It’s like they never sleep!”
They would be unstoppable.
Holden on an away mission with Tuvok would kick so much ass
Voyager’s entire security detail has been replaced… with Amos.
Worf: You have the heart of a warrior!
Amos: Really? I see assholes and just want to punch them. So I do.
The Kazon are about to have a bad time
They’re be like those theater masks. A sad face and an angry face.
Prax would have told Janeway to try tea, too.
I’ve never had Folgers. On a scale of International Roast to Leaded Petrol How bad is it really?
Aroma: boiled shoe
Taste: clay soil
Mouth feel: actually kind of pleasantOverall rating: Somehow still better than Tollhouse.
I think you mean Folgers in your bulb!
The best part of waking up
Is committing war crimes for your cup
Did someone say war crimes? 😊
The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can’t taste the child labor ;)
The difference between necessary and sufficient requirements:
Janeway: let’s go into that dangerous nebula, there’s coffee in it
Holden: I won’t be able to fight the protomolecule if I don’t drink some coffee first
They ran out of fucking coffee man. How the actual fuck could you command a starship without actual coffee.
Kudos to Janeway.
The worst thing about instant coffee isn’t the taste, it’s that it has about half the caffeine compared to a brewed cup.
So just drink twice the amount of instant coffee
I always questioned why some characters disliked replicated food and thought it was just there as some sort of Luddite ideology some people have, like the way a few characters are afraid of transporters. But then I saw recently on Memory Alpha that they can adjust their resolution and replicate things that are not quite perfect. Imagine eating the 140p food 🤢
They make a nod to this on Lower Decks. The higher ranking officers have access to an entirely different replicator menu, suggesting a distinction in quality overall.
Imagine eating the 140p food
I would get tired of steamed bananas real quick. The guac and chips look okay though.
