• @_cnt0@sh.itjust.works
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    1507 months ago

    Story time:

    My ex lived in another town and I went there by train. She waited for me on the station platform. I saw her first and took a detour over the neighboring platform because it was pretty crowded. I walked up beside her without her noticing me. Mind you, what follows was completely impromptu (we were both weirdos):

    I looked sideways on her tits (she had nice really big tits, like, top 5% big). I spoke pretty loud so a lot of bystanders could hear it.

    Me: Hmm, nice tits! Wanna fuck?

    She checked me out from top to bottom.

    Her: Sure, why not.

    Me: OK. But, I gotta know what you taste like first.

    Her: OK.

    We went on to make the sloppiest wet kiss tongue-in-throat-style.

    Me: Your place?

    Her: Yah, let’s fuck.

    People looked at us in disgust, shock, or disbelief. Only one guy had the widest grin on his face. While going I gave her ass a good squeeze. The looks on the faces were priceless.

    • Nusm
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      827 months ago

      That’s close to one of the running jokes that my wife and I have. When we’re in the grocery or department store and we spilt up for a few, when I find her, I will sneak up behind her and say, “Excuse me ma’am, I know you don’t know me, but you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Can I pay for your stuff and take you back to my place?”

      I always think I’m funny. She? Only sometimes. Me? Always.

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      447 months ago

      (she had nice really big tits, like, top 5% big)

      I wasn’t going to read till the end but you convinced me

    • @CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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      397 months ago

      My wife and I do that sort of thing all the time to each other, and it’s always fun. She used to work as a bartender in a restaraunt, and after work I’d go hang out there just to be with her and sometimes I’d hit on her in the most lewd manner I could manage. And she would just lean into it, it was amazing.

  • cannache
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    97 months ago

    Hahaha that is such a class act honestly I love memes like this