• 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    247 months ago

    Everyone on the Enterprise except Geordi is dead

    “Well I guess I can start that work on breaking the warp barrier.”

    Trips, visor falls off, tumbles down into a plasma flow and vaporizes

    “No… No! It’s not fair! There was time now!”

  • IninewCrow
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    7 months ago

    Velma puts on Geordi’s visor and gets electroshocked by the device’s electronic contacts

    Geordi puts on Velma’s coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      187 months ago

      Geordi puts on Velma’s coke bottle glasses and produces a laser beam from his eyes that cuts through hull armour.

      Geordi is Cyclops, confirmed.

  • Flying Squid
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    117 months ago

    Velma rejected him like every other woman.

    In fact, I’m not sure where his daughters came from. Note their mother wasn’t around though.

    • teft
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      97 months ago

      He followed in Data’s footsteps. His kids are clones of himself.

  • @kandoh@reddthat.com
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    77 months ago

    Is Velma on a Starship or Is Geordie in an abandoned amusement park?

    Holodeck accident or ghost sighted at a Trek convention?

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      37 months ago

      Geordi recreated her in a holodeck program. He never learns.

      • Echo Dot
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        7 months ago

        The creepy ghost that haunts the old lemonade factory turned out to be Barkley.

        Obviously he’s dressed up as a giant spider

  • JWBananas
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    27 months ago

    My subtitles! I can’t see without my subtitles!

  • metaStatic
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    27 months ago

    Should have used asshole Velma. or did they not do the glasses bit in the new show?