Crossposted to !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml .

CON: Unlike buying a gun, a trial’s gonna be a whole thing

PRO: Could act as a deterrent for school shooters who have a great home life and really love their parents

CON: No idea what to get your 12-year-old for Christmas now

Good lord they ended the list on some devastating items. The Onion is incisive as ever.

You fuck with the Earth you fuck with me. Gaia has instructed me to start laying waste to anyone who continues to pollute our planet. The funny thing is I’m mother-fucking invincible, I can survive in fucking space.

Gives me some Don Cheadle as Captain Planet vibes.

DS9 5x24 Empok Nor - spooky “abandoned” station exploration in order to get some desperately needed spare parts for the station

6 hours of that. I don’t think I could even stomach watching the clips/highlights from this one.

!aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

Oh I didn’t mean you should move it! I meant that the post is an example of an awesome discussion and high level of helpfulness which should be linked over and celebrated in !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world

That original post belongs in !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world

This better not awaken anything in me…

If he’s a clown, he’s like Kefka. A little mad, a little genius, and a little bit…off.

You could even ask Taylor Swift if she’d be okay with it.

On the other hand, journalists are among the most informed and aware professionals out there, and these endorsements are part of their editorials, not part of their factual articles. By making an endorsement, the editorials board is sharing a perspective, and perhaps that should be a lens through which to understand their reporting. That’s up to the individual reader - on that note however, I’m concerned about how blurry readers have become on news articles vs. opinions. Fox News has been the vanguard on that, and the rest of the internet was quick to follow.

Nevertheless, I think sharing an editorial perspective as a news organization is better than Supreme Court Justices pretending to be unbiased during their Senate confirmation hearings.

I…thought it was to make the trolley problem a little more difficult to resolve.

And his devotees would have cut off their own fingers in solidarity.

“No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet!”

I um but…don’t non citizens often pay a lot of taxes, too?

We need more teen pregnancies because we need more babies to become low wage grunts to work and pay into our social services systems so old people can retire…?

I assume it’s similar to the argument Texas or Alabama or whoever used to argue they have standing against federal student loan forgiveness.

Updating bios is a good idea if it’s been 2 years!

You should look up how to manually clock ram for your bios.

Check your motherboard manual to see how to reset CMOS.