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The Picard Maneuver to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago

A question to keep in mind when cooking today

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A question to keep in mind when cooking today

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The Picard Maneuver to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago
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    I read that three times and still feel like I’m having a stroke.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      It pains me

    • Dewbs84@beehaw.org
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      Okay so I’m not the only one, ty

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    Why’s he being so god damned sexual about whatever the hell that meant?

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      It’s oven at nothing like all

      Like all

      Like all

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        Sturpid smexy Arbuckle

    • BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Jon Arbuckle exudes a sensual energy that cannot be contained. He’s pure sexual dynamite.

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    I’m sorry, Jon, you have carbon monoxide poisoning.

  • Knitwear@lemmy.world
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    gas turned up a little high on your oven there Jon

  • Metal Zealot@lemmy.ml
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    Aneurysm & Dementia Posting

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    I don’t appreciate the seductive look this man is giving his cat and have called the authorities.

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    What…what are you doing step-turkey?

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    stupid sexy jim

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    I really have to read which community I’m in before reading some posts. It hurt my brain trying to figure this out until I realized where this post was.

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    Read this five times and can’t make sense of it, gonna pour another coffee and try later.

    Also, if Jim gets stuck in that oven, that’s some weirdass kinky porn, brah.

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    deleted by creator

    • Nougat@kbin.social
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      @snaptastic would find this comment relevant, I bet.

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    The lemmy legend has found this community. My life has meaning now

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      This community physically pains me. It’s great, lol.

      I’ve subbed and will send any relevant posts this way if I come across them!

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    this isn’t an edit?

    • taiyang@lemmy.world
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      No, it’s an edit. Few years old meme when a genius threw a nonsense copy pasta onto a comic strip and this gem was born. I still have no idea what the original says, but probably something boring about lasagna.

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