A judge in Delaware—a state with more registered business entities than people—ruled Monday in favor of a small town that allows corporations to vote in local elections.
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“What is a ‘person?’ When one cuts to the heart of this case, that is the question,” Karsnitz wrote to open his 20-page ruling.
Ok well now I need to go smash a bunch of fragile furniture with a sledgehammer while screaming in primal rage to cool down a bit from reading that. Worf, I could use a friend right now to join me in this ritual.
What is a ‘person’? Are you fucking kidding?
A new level of absurdity seemed impossible just hours ago, now here we are. We no longer know what a person is. Okay.
Ok lets put that into ChatGPT and find out!!
The universe in that moment ends itself and apologizes to the rest of the multiverse for making such a mess of itself.
I hate this so much, I am going to sleep now and when I wake up I will forget this travesty SO BE IT
Throws plucked chicken at you. Behold a man!