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Much harder teaching kids about spiders in Australia.
The giant hairy super fast spider is a friend.
The hairy spider that lives in a hole in the backyard will end you, even if he has to bite through a leather boot.
The tiny black spider with a red stripe will fuck you up.
The massive colourful spikey spider that made a 5 metre wide web in the driveway will make you feel slightly sick.
The other spider that made a 5 metre wide web will eat birds and fuck you up.
Fun times!
Hello neighbour!
It always amazes me that Aussie has, like, 100 of the top 10 most deadly anything and over here in NZ we have… nothing.
Well occasionally a krait will swim down from up north, but that’s about it.
Maybe a belligerent wild horse.
You used to have Moa. That would have been epic.
Would have been useful in the Emu War.
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