On November 14, a 20-year-old woman named Lanah Burkhardt appeared before the school board of the Conroe Independent School District in Texas. Burkhardt told the board that, when she was 11, she read a Scholastic book that introduced her to "a single kiss." According to Burkhardt, her exposure to this Scholastic book was directly responsible for her developing a debilitating addiction to pornography.
“ Burkhardt’s appearance was promoted by SkyTree Book Fairs, a newly formed organization marketing itself as “an alternative to the sexually explicit content distributed in Scholastic’s book fairs.””
Hmmm, so this was a marketing ploy?
She’s literally their marketing officer
Why would anyone listen to this degenerate porn-addled lady.
To be fair, “Degenerate Porn-Addled Lady” is probably really cool.
This woman, however, is not DPAL and wants to ban books, because she likes the completely unrelated thing: porn. If that’s all it takes, I like pizza, so we should ban the Bible.
Sadly, they did:
I hope Scholastic sues them into oblivion.
What an embarrassing thing to put on the resumé
If it works, she’ll never need another job, anyway.
Yeah, a marketing ploy by a fascist organization:
Fuckin gross.
And there it is, ayup. These people are doing quite the full court press to drag us back into the 50s.
(1950s? Or 1850s. You decide)
Scholastic should sue the living shit out of all of them.
That sadly worked: