- cross-posted to:
- religiouscringe@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- religiouscringe@midwest.social
Yo why you thinkin’ 'bout your daughters vagina?
and when exactly was the last time you saw her vagina to know confidentially what it looks like?
You don’t do nightly chastity inspections? What kind of Christian are you?
No, so I’m guessing I’m the good kind.
And how does he know how Tailor Swifts vagina looks?
Trump has left the chat
That’s where you grab them from
Just to make it clear, to anyone who may be in doubt… Ussage does not affect the way your “sandwich” looks.
Not true at all. A vagina looks way different when you’re having vaginal sex.
True enough, it’ll definitely be distended and have signs of visible arousal during the moments that someone is having vaginal intercourse. No long-term changes after arousal does down, tho.
after arousal dies down
What is this mythical post-arousal phase you’re talking about. I’m horny 24/7.
Correct but only during sex. Returns to normal after use. Not like this picture suggest that the more sex you have the more of an outie you get
Not only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced.
So if you don’t have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.
That’s actually not true, there are quite a lot of cells in our bodies which are never replaced such as the lenses, cones, and rods in our eyes, egg cells, neurons, the hairs that detect sound in our ears, our heart muscles, among many others. The ones that do get replaced vary greatly in how long that takes or how often it happens.
Ah yes, obviously this is true. I’ve had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it’s kind of like a side hustle.
Ah yes, the loophole of Theseus.
Republicans obsessed with their daughters vaginas.
It’s so gross and weird. Also this makes no sense.
Mine looks more like the one on the right, and I’ve been around the block more times than I can count… it’s just physiology, sex parts look different for us all. Just like every dick I’ve seen in person looks a bit different from the one before. Some are longer, shorter, wider, bent to the right or left, different shades, some even have cute lil moles on them, some hairier higher on the shaft than others. We’re just different and that’s fun!
This is wrong on so many levels: body shaming, incest, “slut” shaming, describing how his own child’s reproductive bits look like, just… ugh
TIL the labia is fucked out of the woman. Science is fascinating.
Why does it seem like they all have weird obsessions with their own children’s genitalia?
Because they’re paedophiles
This is c/badwomensanatomy gold
Not sure if hungry or horny.
But, serious question, isn’t it time to call CPS?
Seems like dad here is regularly checking his daughters’ vaginas. Seems like a problem.
Can confirm, that’s a problem.
Source: I don’t even have daughters, and even I know that’s a problem.
If I’m eating a ham sandwich, I’m eating the one with the most ham in it.
Although that looks like some watery reformed lowest price shit ham.
Sir, I think you spend too much time thinking about your daughters vagina