Ozawa has reportedly admitted that the charge is true. He told the officials that roads belong to humans and pigeons are the ones who should get out of the way.

Statements like this makes me wonder if hurting animals is so obviously evil or I’m just a hippie.

In a bit of irony, the stool pigeon that informed police was, in fact, Ozawa himself. Police did not expect him to sing like a canary as he confessed to the charges. Ozawa stated the pigeons were sitting ducks as he accelerated towards them. He considers pigeons ugly ducklings and his life’s goal is to make as many of them dead as a dodo. Police are keeping a close eye on Ozawa as they found him naked as a jaybird when they arrested him. There are concerns he may try to fly the coop and send police on a wild goose chase.

We had a deal!!!

driving into a flock of pigeons and killing one

headline kinda buried the lede there

He’d get a medal here. We have offical signs with “pigeons are flying rats” here.

He’ll get off. That pigeon was asking for it.

This is one of the reasons why IPoAC didn’t take off.

Good.

FUCKYOU PIGEON!!

He’ll soon face the wrath of the Pigeon Protector.

Oh no. It’s happening again.