Wrong answers only. The stranger the better!
I can’t tell if this is a serious question or not, but it’s pretty complicated to fully explain. The short of the long of it is that now that MySpace has started to use retina verification for their 2FA, people are upset that it’s an invasion of privacy due to the reflective nature of human ball eyes. Since Lemmy only requires a password for mod accounts, it’s an easier platform for people to use to share embedded auto play music and glittery gifs. I don’t think it’ll last though, word on the street is that Digg is going to be removing all authentication methods soon, so I expect a majority of the userbase will move there
Word got out about the amazing and intuitive UI, and the ease with which you can find and subscribe to your interests. Personally, I’m never going back to AOL.
Free sandwiches when you join
Free? All I was sent was a coupon for a bag of chips with a sandwich purchase…
They only gave me a gumball, where can I speak to the manager?
sudo apt install manager
User
karennot in the sudoers list. This incident will be reported.I lol’d! thank you for the laugh, internet friend!
Reddit is too nice to look at.
A new algorithm was entered into our mainframe to help persuade us all to join a new website. In the control universe, life is going on as normal.
Cordyceps outbreak
Communism. Americans decided they would fight KKK and Nazism with the same vigor and discovered that communism was way better.
Nothing wrong with communism but we joined Lemmy because we love China’s brand of far-right
Aliens
It’s because of the beautiful Pig Latin translation - Emmylay. That’s brought in a few thousand on its own.
When Lemmy Kravitz said “it’s Lemmy Time” and Lemmied all over those guys.
Actually I discovered that it’s the illuminati activating a temporal imbalance, causing the same 72 hours to repeat itself until
It was me
The Mandela Effect
Motörhead reunited and is doing a reunion tour. Fans are confusing Lemmy with Lemmy.
Everyone was watching the SpongeBob SquarePants Movie one day, they googled Motörhead after hearing them perform You Better Swim in the bar scene, and the rest is history.
