I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.
Oh that’s definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they’re either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.
Five bucks say some mom got hurt trying to walk in the gravel and threatened to sue.
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I reckon this is the correct answer. It’s in a popular wedding venue, so it’s probably to try and dissuade the pissed-up mums from having a crack at the swings and fucking up the surface on the way.
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I think I’ve met your mum.
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Oh that’s definitely it. None of us can be held responsible for our behaviour at weddings, they’re either hilariously jovial or incredibly depressing affairs and either way I want a swing.
You’ll find no judgement here.
Time to pay up!