• Alien Nathan Edward@lemm.ee
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      11 months ago

      Listen up, soldier: this is your President. Here are all of the authorization codes, so you know this is real. Launch all of our WMDs at this list of targets that will simultaneously do maximum damage to the targets while still giving them the ability to counterstrike, thus maximizing the overall body count.

      –The AI

      People will be its arms and legs.