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    1 year ago

    Joseph: “You are pregnant? But how? We did not have sex yet!”

    Mary: “It was the holy ghost! I didn’t get raped or gang-banged or anything!”

    Joseph: “Alright, that checks out I guess. That boy or girl better be worth it though.”